We're all just monkeys in pants

HI, MY NAME IS JAMIE AND THIS IS MY LIFE EDITED AND PUT INTO A CONCISE BLOG. PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET AND STAY A WHILE, FRIEND.


fuckitandflee:

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

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prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

fishingboatproceeds:

once-upon-a-time-and-space:

I found the giraffes making love on the  TFIOS movie

Now that I bought the movie on iTunes, I can confirm that this is real. (Also hilarious.) You can see it very clearly 1:36 into the movie. I wasn’t there the day they shot this scene, so I have no idea who did it, but there were several nerdfighters on the crew. Whoever is responsible for these beautiful mating plastic giraffes: THANK YOU, MY HERO.

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

davidbyrne:

The Beatles owe soooooo much to teenage girls for their success like i’m pretty sure it was teenage girls who were screaming and fainting at shows and buying all those records and not old ponytailed dudes or moody teen boys with bad hair? and somehow everyone forgets that when they’re yelling about “real music” and putting down teen girls for the performers they get excited about. like whatever. I see you.

academic-and-goal-driven:

plantial:

*Credit to Planyt for the great idea!

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The goods!

fuckitandflee:

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

fishingboatproceeds:

once-upon-a-time-and-space:

I found the giraffes making love on the  TFIOS movie

Now that I bought the movie on iTunes, I can confirm that this is real. (Also hilarious.) You can see it very clearly 1:36 into the movie. I wasn’t there the day they shot this scene, so I have no idea who did it, but there were several nerdfighters on the crew. Whoever is responsible for these beautiful mating plastic giraffes: THANK YOU, MY HERO.

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

davidbyrne:

The Beatles owe soooooo much to teenage girls for their success like i’m pretty sure it was teenage girls who were screaming and fainting at shows and buying all those records and not old ponytailed dudes or moody teen boys with bad hair? and somehow everyone forgets that when they’re yelling about “real music” and putting down teen girls for the performers they get excited about. like whatever. I see you.

academic-and-goal-driven:

plantial:

*Credit to Planyt for the great idea!
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Save money on laundry
Affordable posters for dorm rooms 
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Save money on clothes
My College Yardsale: Find essentials for cheap
Free homework help
Free ways to kill time in College 
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Alternative ways to eat Ramen 
Microwavable snacks in a mug
More mug snacks
100 cheap recipe ideas for students
15 healthy + cheap snack options
A guide to cooking eggs
A college guide to eating healthy
Collegerecipes.com (The Holy Grail for eating cheap in school!)
Vegetarian/Vegan options
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Save money on textbooks
Cheapesttextbooks.com
Student2Student textbook exchange
Find eTextbooks for your course
Student discount laptops
Low prices on dorm supplies
8 Tips for saving on supplies
Sell your used textbooks for cash
No need to buy notebooks- Take notes digitally
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101 Low cost College activities
100 Cheap hobbies
Read books online for free
Discover new music
Watch TV online for free (Great for hosting marathons!)
Stream free movies here or here 
Rate your professor
Weave silk
Hike with friends
Go on a free global treasure hunt
Things to do in your dorm when it’s cold out
Waste time on this website

The goods!